The expression is correctly - “if dirt were dollars I wouldn’t worry anymore” lol But I applied some poetic license (can ya believe it?, Big Brother forces poets to carry identification now, too!)
The point is, dirt is all over the place. Even when you traverse a paved sidewalk or cruise on smoothly laid asphalt, what’s under it all? Right! DIRT!
When they dig for oil what are they drilling through??? YEP! Tons of dirt!
It’s a doggone dirty world I see!
And if we were able to have dirt in our automobile engines and operate our automobiles on it, well golly gee, we would save most of the world’s problemswouldn’t we?
Unfortunately, we have to fuel our vehicle’s engines on gas and if we even get a small amount of sediment into them from the underground storage tanks at the filling station then we have clogged fuel lines and have to pay for expensive repairs. So we keep dirt out of our automobile engines.
Well what is the next most pervasive thing… or possibly even more pervasive than dirt?? Air? Well yeah, you are thinking, good… air, naturally, contains oxygen which is highly combustible. Hmmmm..
Sunlight? Well, that’s good too! Maybe some day we will have solar powered automobiles.
Water?? Go to the head of the class!!!! Unfortunate that we can’t fuel our automobile engines on water… that would be even better than dirt!
Wait! This just in! Hot off the presses! WE ARE ABLE TO OPERATE OUR AUTOMOBILE ENGINES USING WATER!!!
Seems that there are already thousands of Americans are doing it! And as a matter of fact you weren’t far off when you guessed “air” because the manner in which the water is converted into fuel, essentially, is to extract hydrogen gas from the water and recombine as Brown’s Gas which then flows through the system just as gas is and comes out the emissions as cleaner air than you find in many inner cities and much cleaner than sections in New Jersey!
So rather than wasting money on fossil fuel you just replenish the tank of distilled water every couple of weeks. It is really easy to perform the switch and your car will love it and it costs very little to set up.
This is a revolution against the oil industry and automobile maker industry which is overdue because they have been scamming us for 100 years. A car one hundred years ago had less fuel economy than one in 2008 by 40%! So stop rewarding the monster and harming the environment with their cruddy crude and save $1000s in your pocket and help get rid of the pollution they have caused.