The expression is actually “if dirt were dollars I wouldn’t worry anymore” lol But I exercized some poetic license (yep, Big Brother forces poets to show an ID card now, too!)
Anyway, dirt is all over the place. Even when you walk on a paved sidewalk or cruise on paved asphalt, what’s under it all? Right! DIRT!
When the oil companies drill for oil what are they drilling through??? YEP! Hundreds of feet of dirt!
It’s a doggone dirty world I see!
And if we could have dirt as gas, well heck, we would save most of the Earth’s problems, eh?
But as it is, we have to fuel our car engines on gas and if we even allow some sediment into them from the underground storage tanks at the filling station then we get clogged fuel lines and have to pay for expensive repairs. So we keep dirt out of our car systems.
Well what is the thing that we have the next largest amount of… or possibly even more omnipresent than dirt?? Air? Well yeah, you are thinking, good… air, naturally, contains oxygen which is highly combustible. Hmmmm..
Sunlight? Well, that’s good too! Maybe some day we will have solar powered vehicles.
Water?? BINGO!!!! Unfortunate that we can’t operate our vehicle engines on water… that would be equally as good as dirt!
Wait! Hot report just in! Hot off the presses! WE CAN FUEL OUR CAR ENGINES ON WATER!!!
Seems that there are already thousands of vehicle owners in the United States that are doing it! And actually you had a really good guess when you guessed “air” because the way the water is converted into fuel, basically, is to extract hydrogen gas from the water and recombine as Brown’s Gas which then flows through the engine just as gasoline is and comes out the exhaust as healthier air than you breathe in many downtown areas and a whole lot cleaner than sections in New Jersey!
So instead of pumping gas you just replenish the tank of distilled water every couple of weeks. It is surprisingly easy to perform the switch and your automobile will feel reborn and it costs very little to set up.
This is a revolution against the oil corporations and vehicle manufacturer companies which is appropriate because they have been ripping us off for a century. A car one hundred years ago had less MPG than an auto in 2008 by 40%! So stop rewarding their greed and poisoning the environment with their toxic emissions and keep $1000s in your wallet and help clean the environment up from the harm they have done.